Queen High Loses

Sick of this typeface yet?

Ever Decreasing Circles

"Set the spiral tool to 11, overlay as many layers as possible and then add some more, many, many more... do something really special to that photo that looks a bit like Dita...yeah...5 minutes? Cool."

Cheesy Wotsits

I'm no gastronome but that doesn't look like a cheesecake to me.

And why, when we could be titillated by an image of the delicious Miss Alabama Rose, are we cursed with a rather lazy old stencil of Betty (with a woven face)?

Do Not Adjust Your Monitor

This is what happens when you go nuclear with your lens flare; existence itself begin to fade and abominable snow-dwarves start carrying guns.


Did I menton Papyrus?

All Flare, No Flair

There are only two instances where lens flare is permissible: one is within 10 minutes of getting your Photoshop software out of the box and the other is with a real camera and real lighting.

Are They Bats?

Only bad things can happen when Vivaldi is used as the title font. I think I may faint from sheer horror...

Say NO to Papyrus!

Come on, it's one step up from Comic Sans.

Bag Ladies' Tea Party

If this flyer is meant to convey the very essence of Red Rocks then I think I'll give it a miss.

Pathetic Heretic

Hmmm, for that hand-scrawled look should I, like, hand do it, you know, with an actual brush and ink, or should I just use a rubbishy font made to look like hand-scrawling? It's a tricky one. Whatever I do, I'm definately [sic] gonna bevel & emboss it.

Toilet